Joke joke Joke!



- Cory Aquino watches "Mano Po 2" everyday and cries everytime...

Dito lang kasi niya nakita na ikinasal si Kris!

- Bakit sa Pilipinas kung mag-aaply ka ng clerk kailangan college graduate

ka, pero kung mag-aaply ka for president, high school drop-out ok na? Just

curious ha.. bakit???

- Noong araw, ERAP na ERAP na. Ngayon ARROY, AROY!, wag na POE, wag na POE.

Baka maLACSON ang KABAYAN natin at magka ROCCO ROCCO ang buhay natin.

- GMA: Economic mind

ROCO: academic mind

EDDIE: Godly mind

LOREN: changeable mind

NOLI: no mind

PING: mastermind

FPJ: Never mind!

- Lights, camera, action!

Starring FPJ

Directed by ERAP

Script by ED ANGARA

Produced by DANDING COJUANGCO

Sa pelikulang, "BAYAN KO, TODAS KA!"

- Presidentiables have records:

GMA: D Pidal case

ROCCO has textbook scam

LACSON has kuratong baleleng

Only FPJ has no records - not even school records! Nanay ko po!